They were recording the latest detonation of a hydrogen bomb under the frozen earth of North Korea.
"Chubs", the "dear leader", was thumbing his nose at the civilized world once again and daring anybody to stop him in his mad career as dictator of the North Korea's frozen society.
But somebody should, and be quick about it, before his fantasies are given reality on the nose cone of a nuclear missile.
O, but no need to worry folks.
Donald Trump has announced that, if elected President of America, he will summarily dispose of "Chubs" and all other "Chubs" like him.
I do not doubt that he will, so we can all sleep safely in our beds tonight in the knowledge that Uncle Donald is going to take care of everything.
Off to bed then, but don't forget to say your prayers.......fervently.
Jubilate.
Ian
