His first order of business was to withdraw Canada's air force from the fight against ISIS, (just as NATO was calling for a united effort to defeat them).
His pledge to bring 25,000 Muslim immigrants to Canada by the end of the year was all part of "Here comes the Sunshine". This crazy project, which has brought hundreds of these people to our local military base, was heralded in our City press as " Welcome to our friends from Syria."
But, just to make sure that they WERE all "friends", all 'straight' single young men have been banned from the group while homosexuals and trans-genders have received their visas!
Meanwhile, to keep the sun shining, after years of prohibiting smoking in public places (for health and safety reasons) permission has now been given to smoke "medical" marijuana in the streets, parks, play-grounds and RESTAURANTS.
The sunshine is really shining, and to ensure blue skies prevail, there will be no carols sung in our schools at Christmas nor hymns mentioning the name of Jesus in public squares in Toronto.
Listen good Canadians, make sure you enjoy the sun while it lasts, its the AFTER-GLOW of Christianity.
Jubilate.
Ian
