WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:
"Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"The survey was a massive failure because of the following:
1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
8. In the UK they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
Now, having said all of that, let me ask you a question while I have you on the line.
Do you know God's telephone number? You don't? Well try JER 33:3.
This verse reads "He shall call upon me and I will answer him."
Best thing about it is God's line is always open, talk as long as you want, there are no charges and you will always get an answer.
Have a great day.
ROD AND IAN
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:
"Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"The survey was a massive failure because of the following:
1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
8. In the UK they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
Now, having said all of that, let me ask you a question while I have you on the line.
Do you know God's telephone number? You don't? Well try JER 33:3.
This verse reads "He shall call upon me and I will answer him."
Best thing about it is God's line is always open, talk as long as you want, there are no charges and you will always get an answer.
Have a great day.
ROD AND IAN
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