Sunday, April 22, 2012

The implant: Postscript


Today the British Parliament will debate (and pass) the new dog registration law. This legislation will require that every pet dog receive a micro-chip.

This lithium based cell will be inserted at the base of the dog's ear or between it's shoulder blades. The size of a grain of rice, the implant will give the dog's breed, date of birth, number of vaccine shots and the owner's address and telephone number.

It's criminal history will also be recorded: a repeat offender for biting or other violent acts will result in a major fine for the owner and impoundment or euthanasia for the dog.

Shivers are already being felt around canine kingdom.

The authorities are not interested in the dog's name, it's favorite food or the size of its preferred basket. The dog will simply be given a number and a bar code.

Already dog lovers are remonstrating. They are alarmed that what is happening to their pets today will be happening to them tomorrow.

News also of a 'CHIP' defiance in Scotland where shepherds are threatening to take their sheepdogs and hide out in the Cairngorm Mountains.

Stay tuned. I'll keep you informed with the latest news.

Jubilate.

Ian

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