Monday, July 22, 2013

It's a Boy!

A Letter from England. It's a BOY.




The Duchess of Cambridge..... it's a BOY.

Here at last. No longer speculation, simply CELEBRATION.

(I wrote this post a week ago so I'll leave it intact.)

Upon his arrival the young prince will be instantly subject to a battery of cameras and flashlights;he will be the most photographed child in history.
As his imbibes his mother's milk his digestive system will be fortifying him to wear the ancient crown of England upon his head and, we must trust, that what is IN that head will equip him for the arduous task of reigning over the British Commonwealth.

On the asset side he has the example of his great grand-parents who have led the monarchy for over sixty years. On the debit side he has the burden of Charles Lack-brain and dizzy Camilla as grand-parents.

Nevertheless, he can take heart that his true grand-mother, Diane, was the Princess of the People and has left him a superb model of how to deport himself among his subjects. 

His portrait will adorn billions of stamps and coins of the realm so let's hope that he shares his mother and father's good looks.
He will have the benefit of being brought up by these devoted parents and also the privilege of being raised in the knowledge of the gospel and the Christian faith of which he will bear the title:
"DEFENDER".

Begin to pray for him now that he has arrived on this benighted planet called EARTH.

It only remains to be announced what the name of the young prince will be. My guess is "JAMES". We have had two King James so far. They came from the House of Stewart. The first gave us the King James Bible, the other had to leave the country in a hurry.

Let's hope that this monarch out shines all the rest.


Jubilate.

Ian

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