The World Cup has brought drama-a-plenty in Brazil. There have been spectacular goals, controversial penalties and upsets galore but nothing compares with the rogue behaviour of Uruguay's, Luis Suarez. Towards the end of his team's game against Italy he inexplicably closed with Andre Chelini and chomped down on the man's shoulder.
Were this a first-time infringement it would have been deplorable, but this is the THIRD such offence against Suarez (rated among the top three players in the world)
The third time of taking a piece out of an opposing player.
Suddenly we have a syndrome.
Psychiatrists have weighed in with their analysis of Suarez and diagnosed that he suffers from an 'intermittent, explosive, biting disorder' called, carnero draculensis.
Ah, now everything becomes clear.
The irresistible urge to sink his fangs into people is not unsportsman- like violence, it is a disorder for which Suarez needs to be counselled.
The FIFA ruling body are not fully convinced. They have sunk their own teeth into Suarez and handed down a four month ban from playing soccer. That should be time enough for him to see a dentist and get his incisors taken out or to go to the 'shrinks' and get his carnero draculensis fixed.
Jubilate.
Ian
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