The last sanctuary invaded

This week news came forth that a determined lobby has called for the marriage of Ernie and Bert, our two adorable Muppet's from Sesame Street.

The request was advanced under the banner of "TOLERANCE"  and the need for children to be exposed to homosexuality at the earliest possible age.

That word  "TOLERANCE' has long been a Trojan Horse to infiltrate other values into our decaying culture: out of the polished belly of broadmindedness have poured forth every deviant and damnable thing to defile purity, weaken faith and further subvert the nuclear family.

Jim Henson, the father of the Muppetry, would turn in his grave if he knew what snakes are seeking to wriggle into the Muppet House.

For all such hellish things we have the required receptacle; Oscar's trash can.

Ian