Monday, October 3, 2011

This week: the fairer sex!


"And there you have it,gentlemen,the mystery of a woman's mind is finally solved!"

A mystery indeed. After forty three years living with my wife, Pauline, it is still not solved.

But I'm learning.

I only forgot Pauline's birthday, ONCE.
I only gave her saucepans for a Christmas present, ONCE.
I only asked her in a public meeting, after many years of marriage, whether she would do it all over again, ONCE.

 Don't give up. There is still hope gentlemen.

Ian

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