Wednesday, December 21, 2011

The Dear Leader has departed.


Kim, the Dear Leader from North Korea has made his exit.
He died this week and is now laid in state in his glass coffin for all the faithful to see.

Among some of his astonishing accomplishments were shooting eleven holes-in-one the first time he ever played golf, assembling the largest collection of Hollywood movies in the Eastern Hemisphere and sporting the world's longest running bouffant hair do. 
He also managed to bankrupt his nation and impoverish his people through his mad ambition for a nuclear weapon.

Daily, the nation was wakened with hymns of praise to the dear leader and, with his passing, there have been scenes of orchestrated grief flashed around the world.

Ironic that Kim will be buried on Christmas Day, the date when the Dear Leader of the Church was born and Who, after 2000 years, still lives and reigns in everlasting glory.

Well, who do you wish to sing praise to?

The choir will be tuning up in North Korea with new songs of adoration to the baby-faced successor, the Son of Kim. Meanwhile, South of the border, minutes away, they will be lifting the roof at Yongi Cho's 350,000 member church with carols to Christ.

Hallelujah for Christmas.

Ian

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