Friday, March 16, 2012

Special Hymns for drivers.




"Just a moment honey,I'll call you back."

Here are a selection of hymn titles for those of you who may be travelling this holiday weekend.

1) 45 m.p.h.  God will take care of you.
2) 65 m.p.h.  Nearer my God to Thee.
3) 85 m.p.h.  This world is not my home.
4) 95 m.p.h.  Take my hand precious Lord
5) 100 m.p.h. Lord I'm coming home.
6) 120 m.p.h. Beyond the sunset.
7) 130 m.p.h. The Master has called.

May the Lord grant us all a sense of humor.

Ian

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