The discovery of Big Billy in the plains of Patagonia has wowed even the most phlegmatic of the bone diggers.
The dimensions of this prehistoric lizard have gone off the scale as you can see from this recent picture.
Standing fifty feet at the shoulders, the length of a football pitch and weighing in at a 100 tons Billy was the behemoth among behemoths.
This all raises some interesting questions.
1) How did Noah get one on the ark?
Answer: He didn't. Billy and his kin perished in the flood.
2) How did they reproduce? Answer: with a great deal of kicking and screaming.
3) Why did God make monsters like Billy in the first place?
Answer: to wow tiny brains like our own.
If you have any more questions reserve them for the world to come. You and I may yet make a visit to some planet or other to see dinosaurs in action. Now wouldn't that be neat of God to allow us to do that?
Jubilate.
Ian
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