Thursday, January 23, 2014

The Justin Bieber Blues

Marked large and clear on the old Mercator Maps of the world were areas, some with "There be monsters in These Waters"; some with "Terra Incognito".

Both terms implied severe caution to would-be adventurers

Like many other tender souls before him (including little Miley Cyrus) Bieber was the young celebrity of pure virginal image that would be a be a star that his "teeny" audience could safely follow.

After all was not his mother, Malette, a solid member of her church and had not Justin been brought up in Sunday School?

Sadly, all too true. But after the elders had prayed for him and launched him forth to sail the seven seas, the monsters caught up with him.

Today they relished large parts of their freshly served meal.

Caught speeding in his yellow, $500,000:00 Lamborghini, Bieber resisted arrest, swore at the cop, failed a drug test and was hauled off to jail. 

All this before he has reached the age of twenty.

When he gets out of jail, he would be well advised to go back to Canada and attend re-education camp in the church from where  he set forth on his world travels. If he doesn't, more monsters await: guaranteed!

Jubilate. 

Ian